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holytoledobatman:

Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:

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Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.

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but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:

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wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before

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SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER

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oldmanstephanie:

These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled.
When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason, you know, so in the heat of the moment sometimes you’ll hear things like “SHIT ME ON A GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA”